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Friday, August 3, 2012

Toe Jam Not For Toast

Toast, toasted
Toast, toasted (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
There are all kinds of wonderful jams out there and many of them are great for toast in the morning or anytime as a general snack.  Toe Jam is not on the list of jams I would want to put on my toast however.  Just not a very appealing concept.

  You always have to wonder about where ideas like this come from.  Don't ask, we work hard at this.

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Monday, July 16, 2012

Another Free Alternative To Glue

We have found yet another free alternative to glue.  Ear Wax.  That's right.  It might not be pretty, but it sure is cheap.  In fact, it's free.  It should do a fine job holding paper together.  Make your very own sticky notes using ear wax.  All you have to do is stop cleaning your ears everyday.  Wait about a week for a nice buildup and your have some nice sticky yellow stuff.  Don't think it will work?  Try it.  After a week, clean your ears with a q-tip and then see if the q-tip with all the wax on it won't stick to your mirror or wall.
Sage Crude Advice.  It don't get any better than this.
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Collecting Finger And Toe Nail Clippings Is Not A Hobby

Hobbies are wonderful things.  People collect all kinds of stuff.  It can be a lot of fun and very enjoyable and in some cases even profitable.  Collecting finger nail and or toe nail clippings however does not exactly fit into the hobby profile.  I don't care if the nails may have belonged to Elvis or not, I still would not want them.
Sage Crude Advice.
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Brown Racing Stripes In Underwear Not A Fashion Statement



Brown racing stripes in your underwear is not a fashion statement.  Imagine Tom Cruise in the Risky Business video above if he had just that.  And now, will you ever be able to watch this video without imagining those brown racing stripes?  Sage Crude Advice.
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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Testing Green Recycling Toilet Paper

We have decided to test going green and we have decided what we are going to recycle  our used toilet paper.  We are now collecting paper grocery bags for our collection.  The bags are being put into our bathrooms and there is where we will put our used toilet paper.  We think it might be best to use a well sealed garbage container to hold the bags.

  From there we will take the filled paper bags down to the paper recycling center and just add that in with the rest of the paper.  We highly recommend you buy all the recycled paper you can in the future as we know we won't because we know what we are adding into the mix.  So if your next newspaper smells like crap, don't blame us, we are only trying to do our part.  I know I'm smiling.  Sage Crude Advice.
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Urinal Cakes Are Not Tasty Treats

Normally you hear the word cake when someone is describing something, urinal cakes are like two opposite ends of the spectrum from each other.  When I think of a cake, I am thinking of something good to eat.  A urinal cake is not my idea of something good to eat however.  Not on our recommended list of things to try in this lifetime.  Also, not recommended as a form of aroma therapy either.  Sage Crude Advice.
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Thursday, June 21, 2012

A Wall Is Not A Boogie Bank

The whole idea of using a wall in one's house or home as a place to store one's boogie collection is not exactly a sane idea.  That is unless of course you are designing a very clever collage and you are trying to keep it a secret until the masterpiece is finished.