Another Free Alternative To Glue

We have found yet another free alternative to glue.  Ear Wax.  That's right.  It might not be pretty, but it sure is cheap.  In fact, it's free.  It should do a fine job holding paper together.  Make your very own sticky notes using ear wax.  All you have to do is stop cleaning your ears everyday.  Wait about a week for a nice buildup and your have some nice sticky yellow stuff.  Don't think it will work?  Try it.  After a week, clean your ears with a q-tip and then see if the q-tip with all the wax on it won't stick to your mirror or wall.
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Free Temporary Solution For Glue

If you are looking for a free temporary solution to glue when none is on had, consider this.  Snot is a rather sticky substance and has been known to keep pieces of paper together for very long periods at a time.  So next time you find yourself looking for the glue, instead of driving yourself nuts looking all over the place, just hold one nostril closed and blow hard with the other one to work out some good snot.  Happy blowing.